Welp, found out I have gallstones!! What the heck! I don’t remember eating any rocks n pebbles. They just going down the list of my innards. At this rate I’m going to be hollow inside. I’ll look in the bright side, I’ll have more room to store food.
Or, maybe according to my own conspiracy theory, they want to harvest my organs?! They wouldn’t like cuz my innards r super salty like Dead Sea. I loooooove salt. I put it on everything…soups, salads, watermelon, ice cream cake…ok, that’s taking it too far.
I’ll bring a hidden camera to the follow up cuz u never know.
