Welp, I couldn't agree more - Tim, this HAS to be part of the BOOK; within Shannon's or in your own! And, Shans, I'll be happy to cook some de-emulsified dishes for you...probaby using PAM.
Shannon, I am sure your book would have a much better message, but put me down on the pre-order list for Tim's book! If laughter truly is the best medicine, then we should all be healed from whatever ailments we have after reading this post! Thank you!