Ok I’ll keep with the theme! Caren, know I think of you often and sending all the love, hugs and smiles your way.
A bear walks into a bar and demands from the bar tender, 'I want a large rum and ........................... a coke.' George, the bar tender enquires, 'What's with the huge pause?' The bear looks down and answers, 'Oh, them, I've had them all my life!’
I love Elise's polar bear joke! In keeping with that theme I will follow suit... plus you know we are sending you prayers, good vibes and lots of love!
An Arctic explorer came face to face with a polar bear. Afraid of being eaten, he fell to his knees and started praying. When the polar bear knelt down beside him and started praying too, the man shouted, "It's a miracle!". The polar bear opened one eye and said "Don't talk while I'm saying grace.".
Sweetest Caren, I'm thinking of you often and sending you lots of love.
I couldn't help but giggle when I read Liz's direction to leave a funny note. At first, I thought that I didn't know any funny stories or jokes, but then it hit me.... I've never told you how to catch a polar bear. (Stick with me; this is the only joke I know.)
Go somewhere where there's lots of ice. Take a can of peas along. Cut a big hole in the ice. Place the peas around the hole. Then, go hide behind a rock. When the bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole. 🤣
I'll work on my humor skills for the next post. ❤️