They do allow visitors at this incarceration facility, from 4 pm to 9 pm on weekdays and from 9 am to 9 pm on weekends. Please back a sheet cake and hide the metal file in it so I can file through the metal bars on the windows.

Oh, actually, aren't you in law enforcement now? Hmmm...I may need to think about letting you anywhere near me.

Would love to see you or any of the other Buckeyes, PK. Thanks for thinking of me.