Tom Stumb

While on a Backroads biking trip with friends in November 2018, I was involved in an unfortunate and utterly preventable accident. My bicycle was traveling a an enormously high rate of speed for my age and girth. In the midst of said trip I came in close contact with an immovable concrete object. This contact led to a catastrophic crash into the pavement exposing my right flank to the pavement. I’m currently suffering from what is known as “injurius to the flankus major.” More information to follow.