I have breast cancer.
I named my tumor Earl. Dixie chicks sing a song called "Earl had to die" and they were right. My plans to murder Earl come at a price and I am afraid to see the price tag.
This is where our murderous journey begins. I will kill earl if it's the last thing I do. I will not let him win.
The road will be torture for all involved but you can get a front row seat if ya want to watch right here.