2020 started out with a bang when I found a lump in my left breast on January 3. After several appointments and tests, I was diagnosed with breast cancer (invasive ductal carcinoma) on February 12. Things since then have been a whirlwind, and every day is a rollercoaster. This is my irreverent and brutally honest account of my journey. Thanks for joining me, and buckle in for a bumpy ride.