Father's Day
Behold, children are a gift of the LORD,
The fruit of the womb is a reward.
Psalms 127:3
It's good to be the Dad.
I got breakfast in bed... TWICE!
French Toast on Saturday and Cinnamon Rolls on Sunday.
I got a couple of new shirts so I can look "cool" like my boys.
(See Picture Above)
The kids made an impressive photo album out of old pictures, scrapbook paper, and catchy captions. They spent a lot of time on it the last several weeks. Good thing I didn't get any hints from all the scaps of paper around the house. It had a lot of wonderful memories of me and the kids. They did a great job.
And I got a coupon book...
*** Matthew will clean up messes for 5 days without being asked.
*** Jonathan will take out the trash for 8 days.
*** Lauren babysits 5 times for 2 hours each.
*** 5 car washes (Hmmm... is this one a real job or a just a playtime for the kids?)
*** 8 dinners made WITH cleanup
*** 3 days to watch TV without being bugged.
*** 1 day where I won't be asked "What are we going to do today?"
But the last page of the book was a disclaimer....
We are not responsible for any damages, lack of work after the job is done, whining when coupon is in use, deaths, severe head injuries, dizziness, unhappiness, broken bones, or failure to get the job done.
If you experience Technical difficulties,
please go to the Emergency Room,
or contact us at "1-800-JUST-KIDDING",
or visit our website at www.don't_have_a_website.com
Again, We are not held responsible for ANYTHING!!!!!.
Oh well, I'm going to try and cash the coupons in anyway, but regardless of what happens, I got some nice shirts!!
It's GREAT to be the Dad.